Summary of programming languages

Java: everything has a class
JavaScript: everything is a class
Ruby: everything is a method call
C: everything uses raw memory
C++: everything is an abstraction
Lisp: everything is uniform data
Haskell: everything is a proof
Go: everything is pseudo low level
Rust: everything is pseudo safe
Zig: everything uses all variables
Python: everything is terrible
Lua: everything is beautiful