Summary of programming languages

Java: what if everything is in a class?
JavaScript: what if everything is a class?
Ruby: what if everything is a method call?
C: what if everything just uses raw memory?
C++: what if everything is an abstraction?
Lisp: what if everything is uniform data?
Haskell: what if everything is a proof?
Go: what if everything is convenient?
Lua: what if everything is beautiful?